Guy At Urinal

Guy (using the urinal next to me at the Durham bus station, looks up at me): Sup?
Me: …
Guy: How tall are you?
Me: Six-nine.
Guy: Do you still play basketball?
Me: No. I’m a grad student.
Guy: You just tryin’ to be smart.
Me: Something like that. Guy: I thought you played basketball, but you just tryin’ to be smart.

[Guy chuckles and exits stage right]