Food Lion Cashiers
Cashier 1: Sir, how tall are you?
Me: I’m six nine.
Cashier 2: Woooooooow!
Cashier 1: I feel so small.
Cashier 2: You were way off! I was way off, I said six three!
More height chatter during which Cashier 1 comes over to stand next to me.
Cashier 2 to Cashier 1: You a shorty.